The Commonwealth of Totea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Marcus Thelien with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.093 billion Toteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denevo. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Totean economy, worth 196 trillion Totean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,565 Totean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, parking's carefree without parking car fees, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", and businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totea's national animal is the Totean Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Totea is ranked 26,054^th in the world and 513^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 114.59 cheeks turned per day.