Population | 3.169 billion |
Capital | 47 |
Leader | 47 |
Faith | 47 |
Currency | 47 |
Animal | 47 |
The 47th 4️⃣7️⃣ of Touching Grass 47 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 47 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.169 billion Touching Grass 47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 47. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Touching Grass 47ian economy, worth 355 trillion 47s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,086 47s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, going on a diet invalidates your passport, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Touching Grass 47's national animal is the 47, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 47.
Touching Grass 47 is ranked 85,684th in the world and 181st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 544.03157543068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Touching Grass 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
- : Touching Grass 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, government spending has hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 47, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.