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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10th
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Population37.822 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.822 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 30,087 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 208,452nd in the world and 80th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thHighest Economic Output: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24thFattest Citizens: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thMost Avoided: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58thLargest Insurance Industry: 66thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84thRudest Citizens: 86thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thLargest Populations: 117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 128thMost Efficient Economies: 133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 189thMost Stationary: 222ndLargest Retail Industry: 366thSmartest Citizens: 432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 570thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,051stTop
Largest Black Market: 4,813thMost Cultured: 7,442ndMost Influential: 7,963rdTop
Most Secular: 10,551stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,944thMost Pro-Market: 12,875thNudest: 19,590th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the region

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