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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11thMost Primitive: 376thMost Ignorant Citizens: 647th
The Very Easily Sacrificed Bunch of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Watch where you step, there's goat crap everywhere.
The Most Stupendous King Bobert
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulence

Population1.207 billion

CapitalThe Cave On Your Left
LeaderThe Most Stupendous King Bobert

Animalbeluga whale

The Very Easily Sacrificed Bunch of Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulence is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Most Stupendous King Bobert with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.207 billion Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulenceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cave On Your Left. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.6%.

The very strong Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulencean economy, worth 112 trillion goats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,068 goats, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulencean Gladiators is a ratings success, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulence's national animal is the beluga whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Overfishing.

Tribes of King Boberts Utmost Succulence is ranked 168,794th in the world and 7,603rd in the West Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11thMost Primitive: 376thMost Ignorant Citizens: 647thMost Devout: 1,594thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,574thNudest: 2,940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,469thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,249thLargest Black Market: 7,317thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,078thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,772ndMost Authoritarian: 10,234thMost Conservative: 10,981stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,161stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,782ndBest Weather: 13,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,863rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59th in the regionTop
Nudest: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionLargest Black Market: 133rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 208th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 228th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 271st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 344th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 360th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 509th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 543rd in the regionMost Conservative: 544th in the regionMost Cultured: 735th in the region

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