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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,717thMost Devout: 8,063rdMost Patriotic: 11,462nd
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We do a little trolling
President Jared Oker
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Trolling and Tomfoolery

Population3.588 billion

CapitalSus Bay
LeaderPresident Jared Oker
FaithTrolling

Currencytrollars
Animaltroll

The Armed Republic of Trolling and Tomfoolery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jared Oker with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.588 billion Trollians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sus Bay. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolling and Tomfooleryian economy, worth 451 trillion trollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 125,872 trollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolling and Tomfoolery's national animal is the troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trolling.

Trolling and Tomfoolery is ranked 188,287th in the world and 1st in African America for Most Stationary, with 64.98431952112 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,717thMost Devout: 8,063rdMost Patriotic: 11,462ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,342ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,464thTop
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