Population | 3.588 billion |
Capital | Sus Bay |
Leader | President Jared Oker |
Faith | Trolling |
Currency | trollars |
Animal | troll |
The Armed Republic of Trolling and Tomfoolery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jared Oker with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.588 billion Trollians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sus Bay. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Trolling and Tomfooleryian economy, worth 451 trillion trollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 125,872 trollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolling and Tomfoolery's national animal is the troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trolling.
Trolling and Tomfoolery is ranked 188,287th in the world and 1st in African America for Most Stationary, with 64.98431952112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trolling and Tomfoolery, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes.
- : Trolling and Tomfoolery's influence in African America rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
- : Trolling and Tomfoolery was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Trolling and Tomfoolery, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in Trolling and Tomfoolery, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Trolling and Tomfoolery, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
- : Following new legislation in Trolling and Tomfoolery, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Trolling and Tomfoolery, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Sus Bay.
- : Trolling and Tomfoolery's influence in African America fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Trolling and Tomfoolery was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.