The Totally Worthless Lump of TrumptyDumpty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald the Embarassment to Mankind with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.408 billion TrumptyDumptyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpty Towers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient TrumptyDumptyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Worthless Donalds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,017 Worthless Donalds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,618 per year while the poor average 23,144, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, and monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TrumptyDumpty's national animal is the Jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Selfishnism.

TrumptyDumpty is ranked 43,037^th in the world and 36^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.47 law-abiding acts per hour.