Population | 7.065 billion |
Capital | Bananowo |
Leader | Great Leader |
Faith | Football |
Currency | strawberry |
Animal | gold snail |
The Banana Republic of Truskawkoland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.065 billion Truskawkowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananowo. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Truskawkolandian economy, worth 826 trillion strawberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,962 strawberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truskawkoland's national animal is the gold snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Football.
Truskawkoland is ranked 150,133rd in the world and 1,999th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 161.39018837688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Democratic States of Ductape.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Hacrela.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Truskawkoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, artists are pillars of society.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 96 » Ebonhand, Sporaltryus, Tanyaland, Goldnation, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Drystar, Kiasu-ism, The Two Jerseys, Nova Montron, Nowa Europa, Yellunstryer, America Gone Wrong, Hazahmkong, Bear Connors Paradiso, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amerion, Great Scapula, Linden Oak, Blipp, Soem, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Land Without Shrimp, Darakin, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Abarri, Altnavia, Ever Testing, Belschaft, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Privatore, Wehraboos, Madhonia, Dun Frest, Asarana, Gymnostan, Sanden, Dhemixia, Khnomania, PenguinPies, Vasken, North Kanuckistan, Emagination, Hadrex, Great Lothian, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, and 46 others.ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, Yusan, Chernaya Zvezda, East Endia, Lowelian, Tsunamy, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Alvira, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Rebel-topia, Las Filipina, The Free Falklands, The Weirdo, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Tepertopia, The Filippinas, Empire of Pekoland, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Lupusterra, Unielvan Millorvium, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, Elritch, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Sedunn, Hacrela, and Ductape.