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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,890thMost Influential: 3,133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,431st
The Banana Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
GLORY TO STRAWBERRY REPUBLIC
Great Leader
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Truskawkoland

Population7.065 billion

CapitalBananowo
LeaderGreat Leader
FaithFootball

Currencystrawberry
Animalgold snail

The Banana Republic of Truskawkoland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.065 billion Truskawkowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananowo. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Truskawkolandian economy, worth 826 trillion strawberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,962 strawberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truskawkoland's national animal is the gold snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Football.

Truskawkoland is ranked 150,133rd in the world and 1,999th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 161.39018837688 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,890thTop
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Most Influential: 3,133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,431stBest Weather: 6,020thHealthiest Citizens: 6,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,217thMost Secular: 7,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,755thMost Developed: 8,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,544thMost Pacifist: 9,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,795thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,364thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,167thSmartest Citizens: 12,388thHighest Food Quality: 12,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,290thNicest Citizens: 13,459thLowest Crime Rates: 13,669thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,610thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,632ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,550thSafest: 22,296thLargest Governments: 25,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,371stMost Income Equality: 26,765thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,936th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 134th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionBest Weather: 168th in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 211th in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 277th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 278th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 286th in the regionMost Pacifist: 291st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 306th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 362nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 366th in the regionMost Cultured: 381st in the regionNicest Citizens: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionLargest Governments: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 505th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 545th in the region

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