The Principality of Tsardinja is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caudillo with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.643 billion Tsardinjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsardinjan economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion cowries a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 407,790 cowries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, fat-shaming is now public policy, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tsardinja's national animal is the hobbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsardinja is ranked 8,777^th in the world and 1^st in The Grilllands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 434.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.