by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thLargest Retail Industry: 2,752ndMost Influential: 3,033rd
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
Remember Tukayyiad!
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Population655 million



The Principality of Tukayyiad is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 655 million Tukayyiadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blake. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukayyiadian economy, worth 81.5 trillion C-Bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,414 C-Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tukayyiad's national animal is the Catapult, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tukayyiad is ranked 112,229th in the world and 4,477th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.04 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,752ndMost Influential: 3,033rdFattest Citizens: 3,664thMost Avoided: 4,383rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,373rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,801stLargest Mining Sector: 7,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,164thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,533rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,767thMost Armed: 13,472ndMost Cultured: 14,304thMost Devout: 14,390thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,088thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,470thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,319thHighest Average Incomes: 20,719th
Fattest Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 138th in the regionMost Avoided: 152nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 234th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 272nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 455th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 493rd in the regionMost Armed: 495th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 563rd in the regionMost Devout: 594th in the regionMost Cultured: 707th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 782nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 831st in the regionMost Influential: 875th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 910th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tukayyiad, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Tukayyiad endorsed The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Tukayyiad lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tukayyiad, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Tukayyiad was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Tukayyiad lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tukayyiad, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Tukayyiad, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Tukayyiad, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Tukayyiad, all streets are privately owned toll roads.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Zzozona, Pazair, Ethnon, Hamerica, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Siwale, McMasterdonia, Sundred, The Calabash Protectorate, Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Libertania Democratica, Fauzjhia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Omnistria, Saperisole, Orado, Ihese, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Guer Aike, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Praeceps, Wineclaw, Valhalla123, Kocherian, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Unshleepd, Interdimensional Zone, Sikol, Camikistan, Fascist Democracy, Picairn, and 122 others.Dangine, Prydania, Avastate, Miamington, Abject Ludicrosity, Aeurithianar, Solcius, Sunto, North Bratislava, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Serendipita Martia, Yokciq Empire, Sil Dorsett, Korovan Isles, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Kranostav, Fendlium, Seenvorland, Seanat, Wit Noreis, Simone Republic, U S Eh, Brucklania, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Fayyayid, Tanushland, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Kingdom Of Manaf, Joodey, Mystiquelle, Zeternia, The Endless Eventide, Malta Comino Gozo, Kahlo, Eywaan, Clan Spaniel, The Pantheons, Palisede, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Ravendi, Brikule, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Taur, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Ultra777, Andexia, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, WeKnow, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, TLTland, Tikariot, Napnomadia, Neu-Galicia, Yalgora, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Nichigo Sebe, Yalkan, Bushkrub, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Wilkshire, Basedania, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Smesh, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Kenaniahistan, Cretox State, Morover, Northern Glory, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Unsophisticate, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Elvoreto, Comfed, Hardscrabble, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Jestings, Abonland, Republica Guilleana, and Merconitonitopia.

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