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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,943rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,416th
The Dave Flippers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I'm done with hats
Chandler IV
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tunacia

Population13.609 billion

CapitalThe Baird Municipal
LeaderChandler IV
FaithFlipology

CurrencyDave
AnimalRed-Tailed Hawk

The Dave Flippers of Tunacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chandler IV with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.609 billion Tunacians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Baird Municipal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tunacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion Daves a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,649 Daves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 595,254 per year while the poor average 35,073, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tunacia's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flipology.

Tunacia is ranked 12,303rd in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,035.76367627708 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,943rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,416thLargest Black Market: 4,450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,885thLargest Mining Sector: 10,045thHighest Economic Output: 10,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,882ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,107thMost Stationary: 12,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,309thTop
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Most Influential: 15,650thHighest Average Incomes: 16,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,196thMost Efficient Economies: 19,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,950thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,526thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,890thLargest Governments: 26,527thMost Authoritarian: 27,259thMost Developed: 28,413th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians.
  • : Tunacia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, a video of Chandler IV wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tunacia, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.

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