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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,598th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,743rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,489th
The Armed Republic of
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Population1.16 billion

CapitalCan't cap the capital

CurrencyTURKEYISMian Light
AnimalOH dayum son

The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.16 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 159 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,323 TURKEYISMian Lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls.

TURKEYISM is ranked 11,368th in the world and 353rd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 85.81 Atheism Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,489thMost Influential: 5,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,241stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,946thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,949thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,205thMost Authoritarian: 10,787thMost Secular: 11,368thLargest Black Market: 11,491stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,698thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,566thHighest Average Incomes: 15,834th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Black Market: 175th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Secular: 353rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 395th in the regionMost Influential: 411th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 427th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 491st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 529th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 594th in the regionLargest Governments: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, sick days are on the rise.
  • : TURKEYISM changed its national leader to "EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN".
  • : TURKEYISM changed its national faith to "AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls".
  • : TURKEYISM endorsed The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.


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