|Capital||Can't cap the capital|
|Leader||EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN|
|Animal||OH dayum son|
The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.16 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 159 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,323 TURKEYISMian Lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, there's never enough space in space.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, sick days are on the rise.
- : TURKEYISM changed its national leader to "EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN".
- : TURKEYISM changed its national faith to "AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls".
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
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