The Kingdom of Turtolen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoria Leathen Seamore with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.468 billion Turtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtonia. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turtolenian economy, worth 88.7 trillion turtons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,453 turtons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtolen's national animal is the leather back sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Turtolen is ranked 180,899^th in the world and 4,522^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 48.8 billion Standard Monetary Units.