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Turulorszag

Population12.445 billion

CapitalSárkány Vár
LeaderHRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi
FaithPan-Turkic Shamanism

CurrencyBanana
AnimalGolden Stag

The Waldgängers of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.445 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 139,872 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 206,440th in the world and 7,726th in Osiris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -20.4 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1stBest Weather: 62ndMost Beautiful Environments: 64thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232ndHighest Crime Rates: 582ndLargest Black Market: 847thMost Armed: 1,058thMost Secular: 1,858thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,032ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,676thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,382ndMost Stationary: 6,664thLargest Governments: 7,411thHighest Economic Output: 8,891stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,189thMost Influential: 12,700thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,881stMost Cultured: 14,000thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,861stLargest Populations: 19,899thRudest Citizens: 20,515th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 383rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 439th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 462nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 548th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 575th in the regionLargest Populations: 598th in the regionNudest: 664th in the regionMost Cultured: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, cars have been banned.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.

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