Population | 7.626 billion |
Capital | Nur-Bashkentanbe |
Leader | Kamali-Shavakat Sadow |
Currency | bullet |
Animal | rat |
The Disputed Territories of Tuzjikimenakhstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kamali-Shavakat Sadow with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.626 billion Tuzjikimenakhstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nur-Bashkentanbe. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tuzjikimenakhstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,087 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tuzjikimenakhstanis refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Tuzjikimenakhstan can't handle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tuzjikimenakhstan's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tuzjikimenakhstan is ranked 111,885th in the world and 2nd in Sockpuppet Paradise for Most Stationary, with 354.91396035492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tuzjikimenakhstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, foreign powers often deal with problems that Tuzjikimenakhstan can't handle.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, Tuzjikimenakhstanis refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
- : Tuzjikimenakhstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Tuzjikimenakhstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, under love's heavy burden Kamali-Shavakat Sadow sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
- : Following new legislation in Tuzjikimenakhstan, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.