The Eternal Empire of Uclosa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Hans of Earith the Second with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.024 billion Uclosans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aureus City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uclosan economy, worth 878 trillion Idinas a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,771 Idinas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the horniness of the great-horned Uclosan Gold Fox is considered a national priority, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uclosa's national animal is the Uclosan Gold Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Golden Fox.

Uclosa is ranked 256,970^th in the world and 1^st in Tomb of Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 6.73 Obesity Rate.