The People's Republic of Ukrainian Soviets is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Volodymyr Vynnychenko with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 924 million Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ukrainian economy, worth 12.5 trillion chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 13,571 chervonets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukrainian Soviets's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ukrainian Soviets is ranked 66,153^rd in the world and 3,941^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.68 law-abiding acts per hour.