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Largest Agricultural Sector: 494thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,661stMost Armed: 3,653rd
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Sprat
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ump205

Population4.641 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Free Land of Ump205 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.641 billion Ump205ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ump205ian economy, worth 940 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,635 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ump205 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, the sun now sets on the Ump205ian Empire, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump205's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ump205 is ranked 111,032nd in the world and 1,390th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 355.7198417836 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 494thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,661stTop
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Most Armed: 3,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,016thMost Patriotic: 4,761stLargest Mining Sector: 5,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,803rdLargest Black Market: 6,994thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,589thHighest Average Incomes: 9,788thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,793rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,957thMost Devout: 12,796thLowest Crime Rates: 14,563rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,144thLargest Governments: 16,687thBest Weather: 17,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,596thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,755thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,293rdMost Authoritarian: 28,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,736th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Armed: 234th in the regionMost Patriotic: 299th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 345th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 492nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 514th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 556th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 623rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 641st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 651st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 665th in the regionMost Devout: 754th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 873rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 914th in the regionLargest Governments: 931st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ump205 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, the sun now sets on the Ump205ian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, Ump205 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Ump205 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump205, they who do not work shall not eat.

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