Population | 4.641 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Free Land of Ump205 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.641 billion Ump205ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ump205ian economy, worth 940 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,635 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Ump205 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, the sun now sets on the Ump205ian Empire, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump205's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ump205 is ranked 111,032nd in the world and 1,390th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 355.7198417836 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump205 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, the sun now sets on the Ump205ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, Ump205 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Ump205 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Ump205, they who do not work shall not eat.