Population | 4.724 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Holy Empire of Ump212 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.724 billion Ump212ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump212ian economy, worth 919 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,575 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,846 per year while the poor average 45,497, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
Supervisors in Ump212 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump212's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Ump212 is ranked 111,031st in the world and 1,379th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.71902233968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, supervisors in Ump212 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, no one born in Ump212 can fix a leaky faucet.
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Ump212 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ump212, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.