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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,071stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,211thMost Patriotic: 4,762nd
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ump212

Population4.724 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Holy Empire of Ump212 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.724 billion Ump212ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump212ian economy, worth 919 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,575 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,846 per year while the poor average 45,497, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Supervisors in Ump212 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump212's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ump212 is ranked 111,031st in the world and 1,379th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.71902233968 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,071stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,211thMost Patriotic: 4,762ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,496thLargest Mining Sector: 5,664thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,193rdLargest Black Market: 6,456thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,435thMost Devout: 8,507thMost Efficient Economies: 8,801stLowest Crime Rates: 10,979thHighest Average Incomes: 10,993rdLargest Governments: 13,012thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,519thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,513thSmartest Citizens: 27,874th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 212th in the regionMost Patriotic: 287th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 340th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 381st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 405th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 430th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 486th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 494th in the regionMost Devout: 496th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 525th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 633rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 648th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 693rd in the regionLargest Governments: 734th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 804th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 811th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, supervisors in Ump212 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, no one born in Ump212 can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Ump212 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ump212, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.

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