Population | 4.564 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Wolf |
The Holy Empire of Ump291 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.564 billion Ump291ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump291ian economy, worth 803 trillion Yen a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,956 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump291's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ump291 is ranked 111,123rd in the world and 1,408th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.7116820666 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump291 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, the government seizes all major gold finds.
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Ump291 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Ump291 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
- : Following new legislation in Ump291, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.