Population | 6.721 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Democratic States of Ump31 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.721 billion Ump31ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ump31ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,558 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,843 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, large sections of Ump31 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump31's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ump31 is ranked 24,864th in the world and 1,695th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.05 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, large sections of Ump31 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Ump31 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Following new legislation in Ump31, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.