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Uniserve

Population31.639 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.639 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 37,597 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,188,323 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,988,235 per year while the poor average 262,758, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Protiteria, online tourism reviews of Uniserve are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 61,679th in the world and 18th in Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,710.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Average Incomes: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 7thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Black Market: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndMost Avoided: 29thLowest Crime Rates: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdLargest Governments: 45thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 202ndFattest Citizens: 352ndSmartest Citizens: 367thHighest Poor Incomes: 372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 392ndMost Stationary: 414thMost Efficient Economies: 440thLargest Publishing Industry: 474thLargest Populations: 956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,193rdRudest Citizens: 1,351stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,525thMost Conservative: 3,232ndMost Influential: 5,283rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, online tourism reviews of Uniserve are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Protiteria.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, soldiers are equipped with multi-million unibuck battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Uniservean language.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, penniless buskers are singing for their supper.

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