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Uniserve

Population31.968 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.968 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 38,080 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,191,191 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,812,954 per year while the poor average 282,488, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Uniserve flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 149,004th in the world and 43rd in Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 7.41 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Black Market: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thMost Avoided: 29thMost Subsidized Industry: 30thLowest Crime Rates: 31stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45thLargest Governments: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212thMost Advanced Public Transport: 243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 274thFattest Citizens: 369thSmartest Citizens: 379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 384thMost Stationary: 412thMost Efficient Economies: 437thLargest Publishing Industry: 457thLargest Populations: 949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,426thMost Conservative: 1,589thRudest Citizens: 1,678thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,712thMost Influential: 5,320thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,285th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Uniserve flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó.

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