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Uniserve

Population33.823 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.823 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 40,728 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,204,158 unibucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,404,245 per year while the poor average 85,469, a ratio of 86.6 to 1.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 4th in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 59,886 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Black Market: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thMost Avoided: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 29thMost Subsidized Industry: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stLargest Governments: 65thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rdMost Efficient Economies: 107thFattest Citizens: 259thMost Advanced Public Transport: 294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 324thSmartest Citizens: 375thMost Stationary: 387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 436thMost Valuable International Artwork: 553rdLargest Publishing Industry: 586thLargest Populations: 911thRudest Citizens: 1,664thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,598thMost Influential: 5,137thMost Conservative: 5,265thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,946thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,507thMost Developed: 14,277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,648thMost Extreme: 15,893rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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