Population | 13.316 billion |
Capital | Adaik's C'ntral |
Leader | Lucas Salazar |
Currency | florin |
Animal | bat |
The Yippee-Ki-UA of United Adaikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucas Salazar with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 13.316 billion Adaik'sians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaik's C'ntral. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Unit'd Adaik'sian economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,708 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
United Adaikes is ranked 1,245th in the world and 16th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 162.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Populations.
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
- : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
- : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
- : United Adaikes was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The State of -Israel, killing 1 million zombies.
- : United Adaikes was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pedandria, killing 1 million zombies.
- : The Commonwealth of Olym was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from United Adaikes, killing 841 million zombies.
- : Stormstone was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from United Adaikes, killing 776 million zombies.