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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,405thHealthiest Citizens: 1,677th
The Yippee-Ki-UA of
Democratic Socialists
Moo
Lucas Salazar
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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United Adaikes

Population13.316 billion

CapitalAdaik's C'ntral
LeaderLucas Salazar

Currencyflorin
Animalbat

The Yippee-Ki-UA of United Adaikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucas Salazar with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 13.316 billion Adaik'sians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaik's C'ntral. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unit'd Adaik'sian economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,708 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Adaikes is ranked 1,245th in the world and 16th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 162.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,405thHealthiest Citizens: 1,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,243rdBest Weather: 2,545thTop
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Most Developed: 3,501stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,075thHighest Food Quality: 4,479thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,703rdMost Pacifist: 4,876thSmartest Citizens: 5,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,535thLargest Governments: 5,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,081stMost Inclusive: 6,136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,260thMost Cultured: 7,952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,167thNicest Citizens: 8,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,493rdHighest Economic Output: 10,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,676thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,524thMost Efficient Economies: 13,533rdMost Influential: 13,620thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,929thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,987thMost Income Equality: 24,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,659th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 145th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionNicest Citizens: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 209th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 325th in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 369th in the regionMost Patriotic: 416th in the regionMost Income Equality: 418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Populations.
  • : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
  • : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
  • : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
  • : United Adaikes was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The State of -Israel, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : United Adaikes was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pedandria, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : The Commonwealth of Olym was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from United Adaikes, killing 841 million zombies.
  • : Stormstone was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from United Adaikes, killing 776 million zombies.

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