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Rudest Citizens: 9,173rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,331stMost Avoided: 11,683rd
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United Conserve States

Population455 million

CurrencyDoge Coin
AnimalThe Battleship Missouri

The Republic of United Conserve States is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 455 million United Conserve Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The very strong United Conserve Statesian economy, worth 32.5 trillion Doge Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,500 Doge Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,087 per year while the poor average 14,584, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Public parks are on the upswing, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade United Conserve Statesian Moonshine", United Conserve States has designated United Conserve States City as its capital city, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Conserve States's national animal is the The Battleship Missouri, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Conserve States is ranked 86,242nd in the world and 17th in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,834.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 9,173rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,331stMost Avoided: 11,683rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,139thMost Politically Free: 20,742ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,592nd
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, United Conserve States has designated United Conserve States City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade United Conserve Statesian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, public parks are on the upswing.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in United Conserve States, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.

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