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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,964thMost Influential: 2,148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,146th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By The Federation For The Federation
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United Crumburrtha Federation

Population1.242 billion

LeaderPresident Kydirov

CurrencyFederation Credits
AnimalFederal Bear

The Federation of United Crumburrtha Federation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Kydirov with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.242 billion United Crumburrtha Federationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumlind. The average income tax rate is 62.3%.

The thriving United Crumburrtha Federationian economy, worth 147 trillion Federation Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 118,360 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, President Kydirov's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Crumburrtha Federation's national animal is the Federal Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

United Crumburrtha Federation is ranked 164,451st in the world and 6,136th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.59 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,964thTop
Most Influential: 2,148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,146thRudest Citizens: 5,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,436thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,325thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,858thMost Secular: 11,028thLargest Black Market: 17,730thHighest Drug Use: 18,362nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 129th in the regionRudest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 245th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 330th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 397th in the regionLargest Black Market: 440th in the regionMost Average: 552nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 662nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 666th in the regionMost Armed: 678th in the regionLargest Governments: 737th in the region

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