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United Earthlings

Population34.861 billion

LeaderKing Winston I and Chancellor Muller


The Commonwealth Kingdom of United Earthlings is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Winston I and Chancellor Muller with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.861 billion Earthlings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reading. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earthsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,583 trillion Curoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,473 Curoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, saying "don't do anything that King Winston I and Chancellor Muller wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in United Earthlings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Earthlings's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

United Earthlings is ranked 106,073rd in the world and 3,862nd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 46.44 on the Rand Index.

Largest Populations: 929thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,346thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,216thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,236thSmartest Citizens: 8,070thSafest: 8,270thMost Efficient Economies: 9,317thNudest: 9,452ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,514thMost Developed: 9,602ndMost Secular: 10,116thTop
Most Stationary: 11,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,450thMost Influential: 11,655thMost Cultured: 11,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,441stLargest Mining Sector: 12,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,865thMost Politically Free: 13,813thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,327thNicest Citizens: 14,843rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,601stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,388thHighest Drug Use: 17,785thHighest Average Incomes: 18,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,276thMost Inclusive: 19,658th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Politically Free: 159th in the regionMost Stationary: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 220th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 236th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 246th in the regionSafest: 260th in the regionNudest: 263rd in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 339th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 346th in the regionMost Secular: 348th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 376th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 468th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 484th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 512th in the regionNicest Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 517th in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionMost Inclusive: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 760th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 780th in the region

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  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.


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