The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.366 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 7,383 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 425,192 Wonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kim Jong-un can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 11,491^st in the world and 267^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 964 cheeks per square mile.