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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For kim
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United great Korea

Population9.407 billion

CapitalPyjong
LeaderKim Jong-un

CurrencyWoni
AnimalOwl

The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.407 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 4,908 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 521,781 Wonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 245,321st in the world and 5,663rd in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with -752 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70thLargest Mining Sector: 82ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 228thHighest Average Incomes: 251stLargest Black Market: 257thHighest Poor Incomes: 288thLowest Crime Rates: 348thMost Primitive: 507thMost Avoided: 620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 803rdLargest Governments: 842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,137thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,401stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,729thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,075thHighest Economic Output: 2,104thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,241stMost Authoritarian: 4,830thMost Conservative: 5,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,413thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,434thNudest: 6,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,483rdRudest Citizens: 8,440thMost Secular: 10,504thMost Stationary: 10,690thTop
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Most Influential: 14,334thMost Extreme: 19,437thMost Developed: 24,494th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 158th in the regionMost Conservative: 175th in the regionMost Extreme: 219th in the regionRudest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Secular: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 255th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 478th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 491st in the regionMost Developed: 508th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of United great Korea at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.

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