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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,485thLowest Crime Rates: 4,817th
The Grand Socialist Rebublic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are not your enemy, until you make us one.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United Kuzikstan

Population5.093 billion

CapitalKuzikstania
LeaderThe President Qier Zyzzka
FaithAtheism

CurrencyTumi
AnimalBlobfish

The Grand Socialist Rebublic of United Kuzikstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The President Qier Zyzzka with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.093 billion Kuzikstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuzikstania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuzikstanian economy, worth 793 trillion Tumis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 155,839 Tumis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 595,753 per year while the poor average 28,170, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and the might of the entire Kuzikstanian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kuzikstan's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Kuzikstan is ranked 197,063rd in the world and 90th in Northern Utopia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,485thLowest Crime Rates: 4,817thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,581stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,819thHealthiest Citizens: 5,991stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,853rdMost Developed: 7,945thLargest Governments: 8,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,627thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,521stHighest Average Incomes: 12,154thSmartest Citizens: 13,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,344thMost Secular: 14,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,320thLargest Mining Sector: 16,686thMost Authoritarian: 18,508thMost Stationary: 20,104th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the region

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