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United Nations of Earth Federation

Population16.371 billion

CapitalUnited City
LeaderSecretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas


The United Allied States of United Nations of Earth Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.371 billion Earthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Earthan economy, worth a remarkable 5,134 trillion Uniteds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 313,635 Uniteds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas's bedroom, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime is totally unknown. United Nations of Earth Federation's national animal is the World, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

United Nations of Earth Federation is ranked 240,598th in the world and 895th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -32.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59thMost Advanced Public Education: 86thMost Inclusive: 98thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 121stMost Beautiful Environments: 122ndSafest: 125thMost Compassionate Citizens: 127thNicest Citizens: 128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134thMost Developed: 144thMost Pacifist: 146thLargest Welfare Programs: 150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 156thLongest Average Lifespans: 164thBest Weather: 166thSmartest Citizens: 173rdHealthiest Citizens: 174thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rdLargest Governments: 217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 251stHighest Poor Incomes: 457thMost Rebellious Youth: 543rdMost Cultured: 593rdMost Secular: 641stMost Influential: 659thLowest Crime Rates: 774thLargest Publishing Industry: 798thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,614thHighest Average Incomes: 1,824thHighest Economic Output: 1,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,182ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,562ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,702ndNudest: 11,236thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,871stMost Stationary: 13,058thLargest Populations: 13,801stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,923rdHighest Drug Use: 15,138th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionTop
Nudest: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the region

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