The United Allied States of United Nations of Earth Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.968 billion Earthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Earthan economy, worth a remarkable 4,950 trillion Uniteds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 310,048 Uniteds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, books are so highly regarded in United Nations of Earth Federation that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Earthan resumés, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. United Nations of Earth Federation's national animal is the World, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

United Nations of Earth Federation is ranked 30,480^th in the world and 109^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Free, scoring 80.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.