United Soviet Socialist Confederacy
Population | 8.077 billion |
Capital | Unhestales |
Leader | Emperor Vershinin The I |
Faith | Eastern Orthodox |
Currency | Soviet Dollar |
Animal | Musk Deer |
The Absolute Monarchy of United Soviet Socialist Confederacy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Vershinin The I with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.077 billion Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unhestales. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient United Soviet Socialist Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Soviet Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,237 Soviet Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Unhestales to enjoy their national art, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Soviet Socialist Confederacy's national animal is the Musk Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
United Soviet Socialist Confederacy is ranked 152,492nd in the world and 195th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 150.22426496752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Yeetusa.
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Magna Aurea"".
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy was endorsed by The Grand Nation of Meridis.
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy was endorsed by The Republic of Hunem.
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy endorsed The Shadow Cult of Jocospor.
- : United Soviet Socialist Confederacy's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Grand Principality of Sissania, ShrewLlamaLand, Greater Isperia, Jocospor, Thorstonia, Merconia, Hunem, Meridis, and The Yeetusa.