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Most Patriotic: 2,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,912thLowest Crime Rates: 2,952nd
The Absolute Monarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Blood shall be the last thing our enemies see.
Emperor Vershinin The I
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United Soviet Socialist Confederacy

Population8.077 billion

CapitalUnhestales
LeaderEmperor Vershinin The I
FaithEastern Orthodox

CurrencySoviet Dollar
AnimalMusk Deer

The Absolute Monarchy of United Soviet Socialist Confederacy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Vershinin The I with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.077 billion Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unhestales. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United Soviet Socialist Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Soviet Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,237 Soviet Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Unhestales to enjoy their national art, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Soviet Socialist Confederacy's national animal is the Musk Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

United Soviet Socialist Confederacy is ranked 152,492nd in the world and 195th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 150.22426496752 days.

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Most Patriotic: 2,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,912thLowest Crime Rates: 2,952ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,704thLargest Governments: 4,313thMost Influential: 4,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,039thMost Developed: 6,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,717thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,781stSmartest Citizens: 10,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,857thMost Efficient Economies: 11,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,886thHighest Average Incomes: 12,255thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,387thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,459thTop
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Most Secular: 17,515thHighest Economic Output: 17,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,092ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,054thMost Cultured: 22,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 26,080thMost Authoritarian: 27,287th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the region

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