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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,484thMost Influential: 2,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,760th
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United States of Northern America

Population1.931 billion


CurrencyUnified Dollar

The Free Land of United States of Northern America is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.931 billion Northern Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sasquatcherton. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Northern American economy, worth 108 trillion Unified Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,952 Unified Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Northern America's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Northern America is ranked 169,020th in the world and 4,745th in the West Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.22 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,484thTop
Most Influential: 2,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,760thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,043rdBest Weather: 20,407thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,809th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 78th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 388th in the regionBest Weather: 514th in the region

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