The United Kingdom of United stations of cawwwmerica is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 107 million United stations of cawwwmericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The very strong United stations of cawwwmerican economy, worth 6.06 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 56,661 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. United stations of cawwwmerica's national animal is the porpoise.

United stations of cawwwmerica is ranked 293,858^th in the world and 6,134^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.