The Old Evil Spirit of Unmet Player 5 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.409 billion Unmet Player 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The thriving Unmet Player 5ian economy, worth 86.4 trillion guilders a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,303 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,932 per year while the poor average 14,901, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and Unmet Player 5 recently decided against having a capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Unmet Player 5's national animal is the crocodile.

Unmet Player 5 is ranked 181,893^rd in the world and 7^th in HyperEquestria for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,232.9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.