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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618thMost Patriotic: 810th
The Conjointist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Saney Malbre
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.295 billion

LeaderSaney Malbre


The Conjointist Republic of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.295 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 393 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,605 Quintos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,993 per year while the poor average 24,664, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, the Great Unojoish Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 232,121st in the world and 8,053rd in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618thMost Patriotic: 810thLargest Mining Sector: 966thMost Influential: 1,145thMost Devout: 2,325thTop
Most Avoided: 2,470thFattest Citizens: 3,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,175thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,820thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,000thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,405thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,887thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,273rdLargest Black Market: 6,452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,269thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,365thLargest Retail Industry: 16,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,929th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionMost Avoided: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionFattest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 125th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 265th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 514th in the regionRudest Citizens: 525th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 572nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 751st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 812th in the regionLargest Governments: 820th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 234 » Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Not Austria, Auphelia, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Aumeltopia, Holota, Tsunamy, Belschaft, Canmore, Margila Islands, Jehenna, New Itomorii, Qawe, LadyRebels, Nova Montron, Holy Free, The United Expanse, Shuckle Empire, Rebel-topia, Seythennia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yeses, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, RestartAll, Ottawa land, and 184 others.Andinla, Kiasu-ism, HUElavia, Beepee, Abyssal Phantasm, King Koopa, Direwolf1, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Tsvetania, Ebonhand, Mapico, Poopisiya, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Fronern, Abarri, NIGHTRAY, FreeFishers, Uvalor, Westenhald, Freedoom, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, Anatasha, Lyland, Oxyliteral, Drugged up Kitties, Herbert Island, The island of Sorna, Arizona2, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Noimosini, JavaSiege, Uunited Islands, Noveos, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Rhetiaa, Beblahbleblo, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Darakin, Linden Oak, Anserisa, Independent State of Arstotzka, Calistan, Solanosco, Avalonica, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Terran Draconia, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, Wildweststan, New Plant, Kiani, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Osheiga, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Saciu, Murelia, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Shefino, Nivosea, Sutarianesia, Yaravia, Kringalia, Maid of Anarchy, Beausoleil, Indolos, Brisssbane, New Lanfang, Flaklidard, Malmsia, Virconea-Milatia, Potatoeslandia, Techganet, Federated Republic of New England, Eternal Memedom, Roulit, Esterwood, The King Isle, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Idealandis, Natiren, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, Langburn, North Catimestistrianes, San Viktor, Nation States Cayo, Isokenzar, Photoplier, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Maurie Isles, Paganan, Gonrati, Andrendia, Arvan Irawer, Silmad, Flaksis, Dragonfriut, The Woragopiria, Enplatia, Bod Wareenaland, Hoclon, Haida Highlanders, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Hatrunka, USNE2018, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Omalayia, Tineman, Gaila, North Kanuckistan, Bkv, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Soem, A leftover country, Skaladoria, Antarctic Empires, Banglazstrogaria, Centristvill, GERMAN EMPIER, Depressed Nation, Privatore, Respackjakenrhace, Sthalrim, Steviland, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Military matters, Rad Asia, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Maeiland, Bergenu, Evinea, America Gone Wrong, Kanatian Percocet, Azkilandia, Immund, Ctrudi, Doge Land, Linkoci, Raidener, New Dominion of Canada, Shantuary, The republic of Konsa, Icarema, Somurias, Myness, East Mantis, Eroana, NOMAYUKI, Sol Norcustt, Cucutenium, Ceutalia, Vennos, HumanSanity, Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia, Vrigny, United Southern Soviet, Crystal Creation, and A Place Somewhere.

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