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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,108thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,392ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,514th
The Malnjist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Just banned Super Mario for being socialist propaganda.
Saney Malnja
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Unojo

Population1.298 billion

CapitalLEO
LeaderSaney Malnja
FaithConjointism

CurrencyQuintos
AnimalSklegg

The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.298 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 161 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,711 Quintos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,212 per year while the poor average 19,647, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Unojoish companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in LEO, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 238,146th in the world and 8,001st in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,108thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,392ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,514thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,653rdTop
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Most Influential: 2,649thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,859thMost Avoided: 3,148thMost Devout: 3,716thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,025thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,843rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,943rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,526thFattest Citizens: 9,935thLargest Black Market: 11,452ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,701stHighest Average Incomes: 21,626thMost Efficient Economies: 22,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,621st
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Largest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Avoided: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 102nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 154th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 282nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Influential: 331st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 348th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 416th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 435th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 561st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 601st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 669th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 685th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 740th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo published "Coat of Arms 2.0" (Bulletin: Policy).
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in LEO.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 186 » Qvait, Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Levistian, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Carthatska, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Scu Greinne, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Not Austria, Auphelia, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Aumeltopia, Ceutalia, Holota, Tsunamy, Erinor, Belschaft, WI SD EA D, Canmore, Margila Islands, Jehenna, New Itomorii, Qawe, Eskvenn, LadyRebels, Nova Montron, Holy Free, The United Expanse, Independent Southern State of Texas, and 136 others.Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Lansinge, Rebel-topia, Seythennia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yeses, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, Storalia, RestartAll, Ottawa land, Alaninia, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, HUElavia, Beepee, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Abyssal Phantasm, King Koopa, Direwolf1, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Crystal Creation, Seliyan progressive Islands, Tsvetania, Ebonhand, Mapico, Poopisiya, Dorgrath, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Fronern, Abarri, Ipugao, Flaoji, NIGHTRAY, The Stickmin Empire, FreeFishers, Libedistan, Uvalor, Westenhald, Zealanburg, Freedoom, Tughampton, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, The Empire of the Union States, Anatasha, Greater Scottdascoda, Gonrati, The United Australian States, Lyland, Oxyliteral, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, The island of Sorna, Pagrosse, Arizona2, Neazland, Daal Chawwal, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Kaoia, Sodor and Mann, Noimosini, JavaSiege, Aquamarine Island, Wanoria, Uunited Islands, Xarbraden, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Noveos, Rovere, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Astiaveth, Rhetiaa, Beblahbleblo, Freavia, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Colsuluff, Iym Winterless, Darakin, Linden Oak, Anserisa, Eashenn, St Oaks, Independent State of Arstotzka, Northern Cambridge, Calistan, Solanosco, Cladonia, Galebland, Avalonica, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Terran Draconia, Esfalsa, Drew Durrnil, Vicken, Nyxonia, Three Rivia Levr, The Kies, Bizzie, Wildweststan, New Plant, The American Anarchist Empire, Kiani, Linguiniland, Hong Cong, Blazenation, New Sanet, Northern Estrian Islands, and Osheiga.

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