Population | 6.584 billion |
Capital | LNA Embassy |
Leader | Diplomat Wad Peckerson |
Faith | Conjointism |
Currency | Quintos |
Animal | Sklegg |
The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Diplomat Wad Peckerson with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.584 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LNA Embassy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.
The very strong Unojoish economy, worth 530 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,589 Quintos, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, Skleggs that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and the first half of cabinet meetings include Diplomat Wad Peckerson complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Unojoish North Kuril Islands has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojoish North Kuril Islands's national animal is the Sklegg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conjointism.
Unojoish North Kuril Islands is ranked 215,874th in the world and 6,260th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 32.21875021332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands was refounded in Balder.
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands ceased to exist in Greatest unojo.
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands's influence in Greatest unojo fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands's influence in Greatest unojo rose from "Powerbroker" to "Hermit".
- : Unojoish North Kuril Islands's influence in Greatest unojo rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".