by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,055thRudest Citizens: 3,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,543rd
The Allied States of
Left-Leaning College State
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Untied States of Matter

Population1.785 billion

Capitala random gas station
Leadersome noob

AnimalStirng Deer

The Allied States of Untied States of Matter is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by some noob with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.785 billion anomalies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a random gas station. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dead economy, worth 207 trillion DEER TEETHS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,302 DEER TEETHS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Untied States of Matter's national animal is the Stirng Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Untied States of Matter is ranked 74,739th in the world and 72nd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Economic Output, with 207 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,055thRudest Citizens: 3,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,543rdHighest Crime Rates: 4,666thMost Influential: 5,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,105thLargest Retail Industry: 10,304thTop
Most Armed: 12,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,441stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,075thMost Efficient Economies: 23,417thMost Developed: 23,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,503rd
Highest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the region

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