Population | 7.271 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | elephant |
The Republic of Urial1 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.271 billion Urial1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Urial1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,591 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial1's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial1 is ranked 117,578th in the world and 2,065th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 311.71227967068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Urial1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Urial1 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, there's a bright dawn ahead for Urial1.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Urial1, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.