Population | 7.198 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | tiger |
The Republic of Urial2 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.198 billion Urial2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Urial2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 265,976 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial2's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial2 is ranked 117,565th in the world and 2,064th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 311.71207133748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Urial2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
- : Urial2 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Urial2, there's a hole in the heart of every Urial2ian city.