Population | 7.339 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | lion |
The Republic of Urial27 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.339 billion Urial27ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Urial27ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,582 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Urial27 City, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial27's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial27 is ranked 9,742nd in the world and 563rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Urial27 City.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Urial27 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Urial27, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.