Population | 7.261 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | kiwi |
The Republic of Urial37 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.261 billion Urial37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Urial37ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,651 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, military spending is on the increase, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial37's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial37 is ranked 117,600th in the world and 2,214th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 311.7076477292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Urial37 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Urial37, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.