Population | 7.217 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | kiwi |
The Republic of Urial43 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.217 billion Urial43ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Urial43ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,619 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 224,392 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 712,587 per year while the poor average 53,834, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial43's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial43 is ranked 117,620th in the world and 1,916th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 311.7071963406 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, the sun now sets on the Urial43ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Urial43 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Urial43, the dartboard at the Urial43ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.