The People's Republic of USSRITWILLWORK is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vadim with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 2.97 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 614 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,955 Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, economists claim no news is good news, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USSRITWILLWORK's national animal is the Laika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USSRITWILLWORK is ranked 8,079^th in the world and 395^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,959.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.