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Largest Welfare Programs: 36thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th
The Community Wealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Utopian Archive

Population10.665 billion

CapitalHaven
LeaderA Long Haired Liberal

CurrencyToken Kindness
Animalslightly worried orang-utan

The Community Wealth of Utopian Archive is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by A Long Haired Liberal with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.665 billion open-minded Archivists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient non-binary Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,125 trillion Token Kindnesses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,279 Token Kindnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, nose plugs are the latest non-binary Archivian fashion accessory, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopian Archive's national animal is the slightly worried orang-utan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Utopian Archive is ranked 7,388th in the world and 6th in United Empire of Islam for Highest Economic Output, with 2,125 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 36thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90thLeast Corrupt Governments: 193rdMost Pacifist: 201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 218thNicest Citizens: 239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 268thMost Inclusive: 269thSafest: 287thMost Developed: 323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 344thLongest Average Lifespans: 362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 408thBest Weather: 431stHighest Average Tax Rates: 458thHealthiest Citizens: 483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 577thMost Cheerful Citizens: 642ndLargest Governments: 643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 682ndLowest Crime Rates: 919thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,329thMost Cultured: 1,351stSmartest Citizens: 2,009thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,551stMost Secular: 4,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,306thHighest Average Incomes: 6,491stHighest Economic Output: 7,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,447thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,886thMost Influential: 17,018thMost Income Equality: 18,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,754th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, nose plugs are the latest non-binary Archivian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.
  • : Utopian Archive was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, the nation is known as the cheapskates of United Empire of Islam.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.

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