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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,805th Most Influential: 2,984th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,922nd
The Unified Democratic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Omnia Omnibus Ubique ヘケ可
President Sydney Cole
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.636 billion

CapitalThe Redoubt
LeaderPresident Sydney Cole

CurrencyE Currency
AnimalForest Wolf

The Unified Democratic States of Valdwall is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Sydney Cole with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.636 billion Valdwallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Redoubt. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valdwallian economy, worth 131 trillion E Currencies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 80,309 E Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around The Redoubt, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdwall's national animal is the Forest Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valdwall is ranked 46,167th in the world and 1,869th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 27.21 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,805thMost Influential: 2,984thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,922ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,487thMost Average: 12,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,885thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,576thMost Developed: 15,569th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Average: 249th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 344th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 359th in the regionMost Developed: 452nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 497th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionBest Weather: 537th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 548th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 602nd in the region

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