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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350thMost Influential: 1,644thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,689th
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Valentian Elysium

Population2.175 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.175 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 259 trillion b0Is a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,143 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, international tensions are high as Valentian Elysium threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 22,591st in the world and 292nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,143.94 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350thMost Influential: 1,644thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,689thNicest Citizens: 4,640thMost Pacifist: 4,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,140thMost Inclusive: 6,000thMost Cultured: 7,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,573rdBest Weather: 9,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,129thSafest: 10,209thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,745thMost Developed: 10,936thHealthiest Citizens: 10,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,835thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,928thMost Secular: 12,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,214thSmartest Citizens: 13,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,355thMost Politically Free: 17,310thLargest Governments: 19,173rdNudest: 19,753rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Politically Free: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 108th in the regionNudest: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionSafest: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 196th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 199th in the region

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