The Kingdom of Valoriakius is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 977 million Valorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valoria. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Valoriakiusian economy, worth 69.4 trillion Valoriuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,025 Valoriuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and protestors are soaking piles of Valoriuses in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoriakius's national animal is the Valorian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valoriakius is ranked 48,401^st in the world and 2,338^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,326.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.