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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 575thMost Influential: 657th
The Monarchial Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.55 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.55 billion Varolans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Varoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,762 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 242,073rd in the world and 9,228th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -602.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 575thMost Influential: 657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,931stTop
Largest Governments: 2,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,326thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,405thLargest Black Market: 4,521stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,927thMost Developed: 4,942ndMost Cultured: 5,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,846thSmartest Citizens: 6,233rdRudest Citizens: 6,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,061stHealthiest Citizens: 8,598thHighest Economic Output: 9,476thMost Inclusive: 10,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,033rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,219thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,502ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,230thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,362ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,322nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionLargest Black Market: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 208th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionMost Cultured: 287th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 297th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Developed: 312th in the regionRudest Citizens: 345th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 435th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 498th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 581st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 606th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 618th in the regionMost Inclusive: 620th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 624th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 642nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 720th in the regionMost Stationary: 738th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 856th in the regionLargest Populations: 857th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 934th in the region

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