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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 258thMost Influential: 534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 562nd
The Monarchial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
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Population6.026 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.026 billion Varolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion Varoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,798 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King-Emperor Boris Welmington II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 203,424th in the world and 8,934th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -597.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 258thMost Influential: 534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,802ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,599thHighest Average Incomes: 3,619thLowest Crime Rates: 3,781stLargest Black Market: 3,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,005thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,223rdMost Developed: 4,784thMost Cultured: 5,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,681stSmartest Citizens: 6,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,379thMost Efficient Economies: 7,541stHealthiest Citizens: 8,132ndMost Inclusive: 9,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,302ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,634thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,756thRudest Citizens: 10,844thHighest Economic Output: 10,949thLargest Retail Industry: 11,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,889thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,969thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,781st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 270th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 295th in the regionMost Developed: 297th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 345th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 542nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionMost Inclusive: 555th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 557th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 583rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 616th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 643rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 671st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 816th in the regionLargest Populations: 871st in the region

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