Population | 10.474 billion |
Capital | Raxium |
Leader | the Lord-Protector |
Faith | Way of Purity |
Currency | nothing |
Animal | phoenix |
The Most Holy and Pure State of Vellaraxica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Lord-Protector with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.474 billion Vellaraxicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxium. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Vellaraxican economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion nothings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,586 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vellaraxica's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Way of Purity.
Vellaraxica is ranked 15,885th in the world and 3rd in Greater Brutesia for Most Stationary, with 1,754.2982869706 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Vellaraxica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, The Lord-Protector's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Vellaraxica, no one gossips with the Lord-Protector during diplomatic summits.
- : Vellaraxica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.