Population | 12.334 billion |
Capital | Exalos |
Leader | Kyte Wardin |
Faith | bread |
Currency | Pebbles |
Animal | Wood Jester |
The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.334 billion mistakes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 4,872 trillion Pebbleses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 395,031 Pebbleses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,121,398 per year while the poor average 111,150, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Vest Oldabrean Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is bread.
Vest Oldabre is ranked 344,671st in the world and 154th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -20 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Ethnic Equality Act".
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Vest Oldabre, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Vest Oldabrean Embarrassments.
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Vest Oldabre, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
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Vest Oldabre, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
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Vest Oldabre, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
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Vest Oldabre, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.
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Vest Oldabre, the government is a law unto itself.
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Vest Oldabre, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
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Vest Oldabre, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
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Vest Oldabre lodged a message on the The Glorious Nations of Iwaku Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Drifting Colonys of Aaron,
Ankuran,
Kisume the bucket youkai,
Chinohana,
Blobular,
Kuroluce,
Great Eurasia,
Panaderia,
Reqovia,
BlackLight Covenant, and
Silver Wolfie.