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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.136 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.136 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,933 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,585 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love President Teethy Phoenix, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 202,430th in the world and 8,873rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -539.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360thLargest Black Market: 511thMost Influential: 616thMost Corrupt Governments: 771stHighest Poor Incomes: 824thLowest Crime Rates: 842ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 844thMost Secular: 880thHighest Average Incomes: 1,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,330thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,816thLargest Governments: 1,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,041stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,249thHealthiest Citizens: 3,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,775thHighest Economic Output: 4,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,585thMost Authoritarian: 4,916thLargest Mining Sector: 5,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,133rdSmartest Citizens: 5,212thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,653rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,869thMost Conservative: 7,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,760thMost Efficient Economies: 9,558thBest Weather: 10,051stTop
Most Stationary: 11,311thMost Developed: 14,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,739thMost Extreme: 17,234th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 170th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 239th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 335th in the regionMost Extreme: 363rd in the regionMost Conservative: 386th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 521st in the regionBest Weather: 542nd in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionMost Developed: 799th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 810th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 851st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vexilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Vexilia endorsed The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Vexilia endorsed The Confederacy of Magna Banitia.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Magna Banitia.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love President Teethy Phoenix.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 312 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Calamazo, Tianqing, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, The Galactic Triumvirate, Diodone, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Dreylus, Wilkshire, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Atain, BrightFutures, Dadastan Archipelago, SORT, The Teddy, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Detrivania, Former English Colony, and 262 others.Koda-Land, Sea Ghost, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, United Draconia, Zeternia, Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Pruessen, Malta Comino Gozo, Valhalla123, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Niradans, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Moose repupblic, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, Asgardira, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Revolutionary Sealand, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Haor Chall, Astrind, Zumlandia, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, Vernest Quill, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Abject Ludicrosity, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Dabarastan, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Serendipita Martia, Fraguale Cothe, Terban Kedah, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, The Navy Blue, Fizban, Manticore utopia, Misthas, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Toshavo III, Chekrand, Loli County, Hamerica, Nationeer, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Itallitopia, Choistan, Wooleystan, Lucedeia, Minuda, Dakota Territories, Eraver, The Real Ram Ranch, AAA Provisional Empire, Wolvenland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Freyford, Miamington, Prydania, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Olofin, Montarc, The United Federal Nation, Xyrron, New Jamgra, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Prevaland, Naziztan, Crader, Woodsend, Irishvan, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nisastria, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Dopeland420, Ereena, Solskjar, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Kenefche, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Astronomical, Illusia and Neverendia, Solimun, Godwanna, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Cowbridge, Ihsan, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Arichia, Montinario, Eywaan, R libanon, Lux Conos, Principia Mathematica, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, WeKnow, Astal Aavors, Ultra777, HOoOo bAby, Erubetia, Loptous, Solcius, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Andexia, Maclare, Buckhem, Sisang, U S Eh, Irunjarai, Yalgora, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Easternryke, Eschatosia, Singamadri, Krazon, Neu-Galicia, The Unicrons, Kenaniahistan, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Cretox State, Nobec, An Identity Crisis, Shizzy, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Glanst, Hardscrabble, Amprak, Elvoreto, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Eurochina, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, and Ofira.

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