Population | 16.242 billion |
Capital | De Nieuw en Verbeterd Staad Vladivostok |
Leader | Marcus Alan Ariel Felix Haydn V Reynolds |
Faith | Protestantism Among Many Other Religions |
Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
Animal | Courageously Great and Very Proud Lion |
The Heerlijke Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Alan Ariel Felix Haydn V Reynolds with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.242 billion Dutch-Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of De Nieuw en Verbeterd Staad Vladivostok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Victorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 280,168 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A passport is literally priceless, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, Dutch-Germans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Victoriaans Nederlands's national animal is the Courageously Great and Very Proud Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Among Many Other Religions.
Victoriaans Nederlands is ranked 1,013th in the world and 14th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 370 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, Dutch-Germans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, foreign leaders are advising that Marcus Alan Ariel Felix Haydn V Reynolds's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Victoriaans Nederlands, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Marcus Alan Ariel Felix Haydn V Reynolds.